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Flaming June!

14th June 2018

Her Tale (Thursday 14th June 2018)


Flaming June and the cherry tree outside the window is covered with nearly ripe. cherries. I am sure the birds have too!

Long ago I made a deal with the birds. Leave me the raspberries and you can help yourself to any other fruit in the garden…. After all I can to go to the greengrocer or the supermarket to buy my fruit while they are left to fend for themselves and forage around for whatever they can find.

With the birds residing in the garden I reckon they are their cherries just as much as mine. Regular readers of this blog will know that I am a great supporter of wildlife. While we humans encroach more and more onto the land it’s up to us to share the bounty from Planet Earth.

Pasha & Tanni are all for supporting wild life but for slightly more suspicious reasons given half the chance…..

The garden is lush and full of roses…..not long now till the summer solstice and the longest day of the year…..soon after follows Midsummers Day….

The Siamese dudes wake up early just as dawn breaks following the call from the wild from their ancestors down the centuries. Full scale play takes place often with the human bed becoming a racing track. Until they eventually collapse exhausted in a heap of tails and paws…..

When the morning alarm clock goes off they have the cheek to look put out at being woken up! Pasha particularly can be a bit of a sleepy head…. While Tanni is up like a shot ready for more Siamese adventures……


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The Merry Month of May!

9th May 2018

Her Tale (Wednesday 9th May 2018)


The Siamese dudes Pasha & Tanni are in their element – the Spring is here and soon to roll into Summer. The blossom and the lilacs are out and the roses are just beginning to bud. But the Siamese boys are much more interested in slow worms wriggling around and Squirrel Nutkin putting in an appearance. So far there has been no sightings of the bats swooping low just after sun set. But it can only be just a matter of time.

Already the sun loungers have been taken over by Pasha & Tanni. As soon as I set them up the boys can’t wait for me to put the cushion covers on let alone spreading the towels out. There is always a race for who gets to take over the loungers first. Invariably Pasha & Tanni win!

love from Pasha & Tanni xx

Rain rain go away!

10th April 2018

Her Tale (Tuesday 10th April 2018)

It seems to have been raining non-stop for days – even before Easter. Which is good for ducks rivers, streams, and reservoirs but not much fun for adventure seeking Cats! As I mentioned to Pasha & Tanni only this morning much more of this and I will look around for an ark!

Still it can only mean that the warm spring weather is on it’s way….and not a moment too soon!

Am I the only one late with Spring planting? With all this non-stop rain I am not in the mood to pot up tomato plants or plant potatoes. With any luck this weekend will see a turn around in our weather fortunes – hoorah!

Meanwhile Tanni is continuing to teach me Cat-speak which once you get the hang of it is all centred around the tone and sometimes repetition. Tanni and I have our most interesting conversations just before bed time when he is particularly chatty which is strange as he is a bit of a sleepy head. But always first up in the mornings.

Pasha being Action Cat is far too busy to bother with Cat speak lessons preferring to leave that sort of thing to Tanni! Whenever I try out this newly learned vocabulary on other unsuspecting Cats it generally gets an impressed response. Perhaps Cats have been trying for ever to teach us silly humans Cat speak? Now it’s time to follow their lead. After all if Cats can learn our vocabulary it seems a bit rude not to learn theirs!

Happy Cat speak lessons to all from Pasha & Tanni xx

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